PUPPY HUMOR

You Know You Are a puppy Person When...

You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

You have baby gates installed all around the house, but no babies.

You can't see out the passenger side window of your car because there are nose-prints all over the inside.

You like people who like your puppy. You despise people who don't.

You talk about your puppy the way other people talk about their kids.

You put an extra blanket on the bed so your puppy can be comfortable.

You go to the pets mart every Saturday because they let you bring your puppy inside, and your puppy loves to go with you.

You match your furniture, carpet and clothes to your dog.

You lecture people on responsible puppy ownership every chance you get.

You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your puppy gets thirsty at night - after all, her other dish is all the way down on the first floor...

Your freezer contains more dog bones than anything else.

You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your puppy is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

You keep eating even after finding a puppy hair in your pasta.

You make popcorn just to play catch with your puppy.

Your hungry spouse comes home from work, lifts the cover of the pan on the stove and says, "Is this people food or puppy food?"

You have puppy hair stuck to the tape on wrapped gifts.

You cringe at the price of food in the grocery store but think nothing of the cost of puppy food or treats.

When you get your latest roll of film and there isn't a single picture of a two-legged person in it...